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Home alone for a while
Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
how on earth is he holding her with just his hands like that
it’s the secret power of the gay
all homos can do that
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There’s this guy who comes in to Panera every weekend and buys 5-7 chocolate pastries.
Sitting here, I wonder.. does he just stuff his face with them for the week, or does he actually share them with people.
Courtney certainly gets a lot of practice pretending to be dead.
Good god.
I’m pissing myself in a fit of laughter omg.
IMAGINE HOW SCARED JANE WAS WHEN SHE WENT BACK TO HER CLOSET AND THE DEAD BODY WAS GONE.
I should try this sometime
holy. shit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
IM CRYING OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA
OHMYGOD. I CAN’T EVEN.
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